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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 Movie Download 29 novembre, 2014

Classé dans : Action, Adventure, Comedy — eugenie guillot @ 20:56
Year: 2014
Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy
Director: Jonathan Liebesman
Starring: Megan Fox, Will Arnett, William Fichtner
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 torrent

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Size: 815 mb
Files: 3
Language: English
Runtime: 101 min
Audio: Dual Audio
Frame Rate: 23.9 fps
Video Audio Bitrate: 384 kbps

Review: Im not even quite sure where to begin with this movie. I mean, I had decent hopes for it. Leading up to it, so many people seemed to be taking it way to seriously. I mean, come on. Its about giant talking turtles who fight crime. Its not supposed to be that serious. Hoo, boy.I guess Ill just start by saying this (spoilers ahead), the changes they made to the origin story dont make any goddamn sense, both in terms of simple logic and quality narrative structure. They completely removed any connection between Splinter and the Shredder, so say goodbye to any emotional connection or tension that that would have brought. And this version Splinter wasnt the ninja master, Hamato Yoshi or even a pet/student of Yoshi. In fact, Yoshi seems to have been omitted completely. So, how does Splinter become a ninja master himself? He reads a book. Im not even joking. After both he and the turtles mutate he finds a book and teaches himself. And it wasnt even at the very beginning. I mean when Splinter begin teaching himself, the turtles are already walking and talking. He not only learned all of ninjitsu but also somehow mastered it, without any instruction or sparring, in less than ten years? AND he taught it to the turtles? BULLSHIT.The turtles themselves are one of the few not-terrible parts of the movie. All of there individual personalities are right where they should be but we are also kind of short-changed on the amount of interaction they have with each other. A bunch of brothers together, getting up to shenanigans? What a great, natural way to have conflict! But no, the movie follows April way too much.All of that is indicative of a larger problem with the writing. Both of the villains are BORING. The pacing is uneven and a lot of the dialogue is forced and ham-handed, Michelangelo was the worse in that respect. And believe me, I get it. Mikey is the loud mouth, party turtle. But is is possible (kind of necessary) that if a main character is annoying, to also be likable. Yes, it possible. Severus Snape. Perry Cox. Deadpool. These are all characters that are bad or annoying people but still likable as characters. After a few minutes of listening to Michelangelo, I just wanted him to shut the hell up. It doesnt get any better with the villains. I dont remember the last time I watched a movie with such boring villains. Instead of just sticking with one main villain, the Shredder, we now have two…for some reason. WE have Eric Sachs, who is a rich scientist/industrialist and the Shredder, an evil ninja master with no personality. Eric Sachs is working for the Shredder for money? But isnt he already like a billionaire with a castle on a mountain and his own skyscraper?Doe he need more money? What the hell for? Shredder is the most shallow and one-dimensional out of this whole damn movie. Were not really told anything of his back story or shown any of his motivation for anything. The foot clan is also no longer a group of ninja warriors, theyre…guys with guns. Completely useless guys with guns (thatll be relevant later).They also unnecessarily tie April, Sachs and Aprils dad into the turtles back story…for some reason. We dont even really meet Aprils father. And April is the one who saved them from the lab fire that killed her father…or wait, was it Eric who killed her father? The movie seems to confused on that point. And instead of keeping the baby turtles (like any little girl who likes animals would do) she…dumps them in the sewer? What the hell? The who thing is convoluted and doesnt make any damn sense.April ONeil is uninteresting and stupid. Seriously, I mean she is unintelligent. She is supposedly an educated journalist but spends so much time trying to convince he boss of a story of talking, crime- fighting turtles without one single goddamn lick of evidence. Vernon Fenway is apparently supposed to be the comic relief but none of his jokes are funny and his sole role in the film seems to be driving April around. And why the…
 

 
 

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